Would you rather, as a flight attendant, stab your stewardess with a switchblade OR fire as many bullets in a split-second with your .44 caliber semi-automatic revolver hand gun?

Would you rather cheat on a middle-school principal OR a college professor?

Would you rather chase a naked cowboy OR a rustler?

Would you rather, while running a retail startup, search for extraterrestrial goons from another planet zapping himself OR getting himself slimed by a martian?

Would you rather gorged elephant penises covered in mud OR chocolate contaminated with certain substances found on the planet Saturn?